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woodsprite
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 Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject: the people across the
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I think they have lost their minds
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would be so kind......please send some protection my way.......I think they
have gone insane over there !
Yesterday, when I came in from berry
picking..........I got the call from Rachel about how the Attorney's Pit
Bulls had attacked her..............
Now , his renters are freaking out ! I just heard the
most awful argument between the two boys ...........the one in the wheel
chair took off down the street with his girlfriend screaming "F...
You!" ...........then a half a minute later the other one came out on
the porch , covered in blood..........it's all down the front of him. I
don't know if he was hit, or shot, or what.........but I then saw him go
back inside the house, then he was walking up and down the street with a
hatchet in his hand, screaming for the wheelchair guy to come back ..............now
he's laying on the ramp in front of the house, writhing around, blood
everywhere.
I've called 911........but damn it's taking forever!
And I don't live in a bad part of town folks !
........I'm 2 miles from where the Mayor lives.............this is just
insane !
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lloydjv
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject:
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Sprite, I am praying diligently for
you in this situation.
We may see more and more of this behavior as the times
progress.
Just sit tight and lock your door.
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Sebastion
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject:
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uhm yikes!
Stay in your house and don't answer the door. Wait for
cops to show up to deal with crazy boy with the hatchet.
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lloydjv
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject:
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And let us know when the coast is
clear.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:38 pm Post subject:
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Praying for you.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject:
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Woodsprite, Seen your post about
Rachel and the older dog. You have my prayers. Then I read this!!! It is the end of
days. Stay safe and you have my prayers for you too.
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MisterLady
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:46 pm Post subject:
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Holy Crap!
I, *too*, had to call 911 at 4:30 a.m. on Sunday! The
couple next door were having an awful fight and the girl was screaming
"give me back my f-ing phone!" over and over and over. Then I
heard a scuffle and glass breaking - so I called 911 for the police to come!
While I was talking to the 911 dispatcher, I heard a second round of glass
breaking.
Yikes!
But MAN! Blood and a hatchet! WOW! S-C-A-R-Y for sure.
And I know what you mean about the 'neighborhood'. I'm
like 2 blocks from multi-million dollar houses.... so go figure. There's a
Starbucks a half a block away. What's the deal? The world has gone slap
crazy!
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woodsprite
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Location: Louisville, KY
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject:
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Thanks everyone !
Man, I tell ya what.............it really has been
just crazy !
The police finally showed up..........3 marked cars, 1
unmarked car, and an ambulance.
Hatchet boy has his head all wrapped up.......guess
wheelchair boy crowned him up side the head with something, before he took
off down the street.
Looks like hatchet boy is going to be alright.
This Attorney's day just keeps getting worse and
worse........theres part of me that thinks this is the consequences of his
blatent disregard for others.
I called Rachel to see if she had heard the
commotion.......she hadn't.....but she lives on the street facing the other
direction, so it isn't surprising.
She was telling me to watch our local news at
5:30........because the news lady interviewed her today about the attack.
They got the Attorney........his crummy looking
house..........his junky car......all on film this morning, as the animal
control people came for the dog.
They got Rachel's whole story, and pictures of her
arms......everything.
Now he gets to come home to find out his renters have
tried to kill each other this afternoon
I'm going to stay in my house ! Those people are nuts
over there. While I always knew they were......I never thought it would
reach such a dramatic climax as I've witnessed today.
I think you guys are right.........we are going to
start seeing more and more of this...........I think it goes back to what I
was saying a couple of weeks ago.........about the dark side, and how they
are just waiting for an opportunity to get in.............then they take
all the bad stuff, and amplify it.
I think I've just witnessed , first hand, just how
insane things are going to get.
I'm happy I have my pistol.........today just made me
even more certain that it's going to come in handy , in the time
approaching us.
I guarantee I would not have been nearly as composed,
if I had been sitting here defenseless.
Thanks everyone for the white light for me.......you
guys are wonderful 
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stoked
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:47 pm Post subject:
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Geez, will do...
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MyOwnThing11
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:29 pm Post subject:
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Just saw this...will send light
even though all seems well.
BB
~Robin~
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woodsprite
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:
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Thanks guys
With the way things seem to be going around
here......I can use it !  I'm
hoping that things have calmed for a while. But, my other self is
saying......this is a lull.
Wheelchair boy still technically lives there.....all
his stuff is there. He's going to have to return at some time , if nothing
else, to collect his things.
The attorney hasn't been home very long....he's just
now probably finding out about the "domestic violence" call on
the tennants........and about how bad the news thing made him look. Plus
they still have to deal with the dog bite thing in court.......
I'd say the hostility/tension is so thick over there
tonight , you'd choke on it.
I'm not going out of my house ......I
cleaned/protected my yard and house....now I'm going to hibernate
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MisterLady
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:31 am Post subject:
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How far can a guy in a wheelchair
go? Gee.... that sounds very strange. Who would he have gone to for help? I
hope nothing weird happened to him.... while he was making his mad getaway.
So, did the guy with the hatchet go to the hospital?
Has he come back yet?
Wow. Soooo bizarro. Hang in there....
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woodsprite
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:16 am Post subject:
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MisterLady wrote:
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How far can a guy in a wheelchair go? Gee.... that
sounds very strange. Who would he have gone to for help? I hope nothing
weird happened to him.... while he was making his mad getaway.
So, did the guy with the hatchet go to the hospital? Has he come back
yet?
Wow. Soooo bizarro. Hang in there....
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I was wondering that too Mister Lady........where did
he wheel off to? His girlfriend was chasing after him, as he was going down
the street. I never did see him get in a car or anything
I'm wondering if maybe he doesn't have family that
lives around here. From how young they look, and the stuff I've seen going
' on over there.........I'd say this is their first apartment.......maybe
his parents live around here, close.
I haven't seen him return yet.........and I've been
watching
Hatchet boy went to the ER, then returned with his
girlfriend, later last night. He has a big ol' bandage wrapped around his
head........and he was still wobbly.
Looks like he got whacked pretty good........probably
has a concussion along with the stitches.
I wonder what it was that wheelchair boy hit him with?
You know.......I probably shouldn't be surprised that
wheelchair boy would flip out and do something like this.......
Last week, I was talking to a new neighbor that just
bought the house next to me . He was asking me if I would take care of his
dog while he's out of town. ( he's a truckdriver, and isn't home 4 days of
the week......his dog is a Rhodesian Ridgeback........such a sweetie......Dora
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He was telling me, he thought he saw wheelchair boy
hit his girlfriend the other night. Apparently, they were in a car
argueing, and Steve saw him reach over and smack her or something.
Sounds like wheelchair boy has an anger managment
issue at the very least.
Hopefully this will force him to get some
help.........it looks like he could use a heaping dose of counseling
there.......
They played the dog attack story on the news again
this morning.........I'm sure the attorney really didn't want to start
another day with this front and center again..........but he has to.
in the story, Rachel kept saying " you just can't
have this kind of killer running around a park where children are playing,
you just can't do it, and someone not get hurt"
It really made the attorney look like an ass, and a
hipocrit.........as he works for the Legal Aide Society.........and is
supposed to be helping people......fighting for the rights of
people.........not endangering the lives of children , in a public park,
with a menacing dog.
I'm still gonna keep my head down today , around here The
tension is still so thick , you could choke on it.
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TOOANALYTICAL
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:28 am Post subject:
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Woodsprite: Just got to see this
post and it sure is following the pattern that I've been seeing the past
couple weeks. I have a couple stories, too, re my sister and her son, but I
don't want to kidnap your thread. Anyone who has read about them previously
will immediately know that these stories will be of violence and legitimate
anger gone amok. When I get around to posting it I guess I'll make the
subject line "Going to Explode," because that's where I feel this
is leading--a final, huge event.
Please continue to be very careful. It's not easy to
feel secure within your own home when you have violent neighbors. It can
spill over so easily--a stray bullet, someone coming to your place for help
but bringing their pursuer right behind them, etc. Just having to hear the
shouting can be tremendously stressful. My prayers are with you.
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lloydjv
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:31 am Post subject:
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Thank heavens we live out in the
middle of the country.
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woodsprite
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:19 pm Post subject:
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TOOANALYTICAL wrote:
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Woodsprite: Just got to see this post and it sure is
following the pattern that I've been seeing the past couple weeks. I have
a couple stories, too, re my sister and her son, but I don't want to
kidnap your thread. Anyone who has read about them previously will
immediately know that these stories will be of violence and legitimate
anger gone amok. When I get around to posting it I guess I'll make the
subject line "Going to Explode," because that's where I feel
this is leading--a final, huge event.
Please continue to be very careful. It's not easy to feel secure within
your own home when you have violent neighbors. It can spill over so
easily--a stray bullet, someone coming to your place for help but
bringing their pursuer right behind them, etc. Just having to hear the
shouting can be tremendously stressful. My prayers are with you.
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Thanks Too A all of you guys have
been so awesome with prayers , and protection .
I 'm doing remarkably well, considering all the
comotion. (probably because of all the prayers )
I think you're so right about it "going to
explode"..........it seems like this past 6 months it has really
started to heat up, and start boiling. Here lately, it's really getting
bad.
The Mr. Spock, logical /analytical side of me is
watching in amazement as it's happening.
I wonder why so many people don't see it happening ?
Surely they cannot be so blind as to not see the huge upward spike in
violence, and heinous crimes , lately.
This is such a huge sign , of where the world is
today........it's so, "not good".
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woodsprite
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:21 pm Post subject:
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lloydjv wrote:
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Thank heavens we live out in the middle of the
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Yeah, I miss my country house too unfortunatly......Creator
has put me smack dab in the middle of the city.
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MisterLady
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject:
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Holy Toledo, woodsprite! This story keeps
getting better and better! (or is that... worse and worse?)
Okay - I admit, I chuckled over your telling-the-tale
of what's happened since the initial heinous event... The visuals alone are
too funny. I even thought it'd make for a great script (Patrice? You want
in on this one?)
I just read TOOANALYTICAL's account of the
sister/nephew/lady in car story. Ugh. Families. Crazy stuff.
It all makes me want to be a hermit for life. Just a
nice house with an enclosed courtyard, a big fat shady oak tree in the
center with a beautiful fountain, potted flowers and some blue sky
above.... and then just leave me the hell alone! 
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:45 pm Post subject:
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I'll take some of that Chocolate,
MisterLady.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:51 pm Post subject:
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and then just leave me the hell alone!
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Ah, but you have to pay the bills so you have to go
out sometime.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject:
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June wrote:
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and then just leave me the hell alone!
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Ah, but you have to pay the bills so you have to go
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uh uhhhh June! Not with electronic banking....
TOOANALYTICAL: Keep your mitts off my chocolate!
Okay okay.. maybe just a bite.... a smidge... a
dollop... oh, we'll tawk.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject:
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I want some chocloate too!
So you telecommute then?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:16 pm Post subject:
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 Yes, that's what we
needed--something to lighten the moment!
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MisterLady
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:
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June wrote:
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I want some chocloate too!
So you telecommute then?
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That's all I need! The 4 "C"s: Chocolate,
Computer, Car, Cash!
Note Chocolate comes FIRST!
Sure, okay, June... I'll save you a Hershey's KISS! (i.e.
I'll take a messy bite of my big chocolate bar and give you a nice KISS)!
HA!
Sooooo.... woodsprite! What's the latest on the kookie
peeps across the street??
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woodsprite
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject:
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I think they have all left
town........taking the remaining dogs with them.
It's the only thing I can think of. It's been deadly
quiet over there. I haven't seen any of the people, or the attorney's junky
car, or the other 2 pit bulls.
Maybe I'll get lucky and they will stay gone for good
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Odd thing today, we went to the
park to cookout and as I was walking the path I saw there a heresy’s kiss
left in the middle of the path. (Kiss is a synch with my life)
She comes to me in many forms and it is like poetry,
like synchronicity, and when he and she meet they know it is right. A Kiss
(synchronicity)from YOU, my life.
I found that everything was just a bandage to fill
that emptiness that was left there by YOU, my life. I didn't need another
relationship not even with chocolate, I kept that place open until the
moment you came and filled it, now there is only YOU and I in all my
relationships. Now you are the poetry of chocolate.
I was thrown in into a wilderness searching for YOU my
life, I passed up the water and the bread and the blonde and the car
looking for chocolate?
Addictions, bandages
Drugs, dogma, chocolate, all the things we fill that
empty place left there eons ago when I believed I lost you and veiled
myself from you and began to eat chocolate.
The people across the street are called your neighbor.
I quit trying to fix problems, I let go of them and then you gave me
flowers to dream about.
And when the problems pursued me I kept letting go until
and went back to your flowers. I can't do it, but now I know I was never
meant to, I learned to dream only of you and now there is only YOU and I.
Problems were me trying to fix other problems.
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Your moments in wonder will reveal the true intentions
of my heart. The smallest of points overlooked by the right people will
soon altar entirely the largest of equations and render all the
interpretations meaningless. http://stephentree.com/
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Just me
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:27 pm Post subject:
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Pssssstttttttt Mister Lady
I think Mr. Tree has fallen in love with you
The above is either a love letter... or he's after
your chocolates 
I'll
just keep on whistling here and pretend not to notice anymore.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject:
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dna tree writes some beautiful
lines, like a songwriter. Is that what you do, also, besides the poetry?
It's quite beautiful.
Woodsprite, I'm glad the neighbors have left and given
you some peace. That was horrible the other day for you! I really felt for
you. Also, buy a few acres of your own and get out of the city. Or move
into a teeny tiny town. That's what I woud do.
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LOL, Just me! I was thinking the
same thing! But I think it's Mister Lady AND the chocolates! He sure wrote some
beautiful lines.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:46 pm Post subject:
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“Words” those bunch of
misconceptions.
The last word of the last poem will coincide with the
first word of the first song in the kingdom. (Rumi)
I think we are headed to a silence in this world and
will learn not to tell our neighbor to know this or that but just sing what
our life gives us in this moment as the birds only seek harmony in each
moment.
I write to remember those moments spent with you my
life. For years I had synchronicities but that was just learning a language
until you came. I kept loosing the spirit and getting lost so I used poetry
to remember what I had found. Now I sing to you only my life. And looking
through the veil of this flesh I see only YOU in each person that the
moment brings my way. I speak to you I recognize in them. You wild hearted
creature you.
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Your moments in wonder will reveal the true intentions
of my heart. The smallest of points overlooked by the right people will
soon altar entirely the largest of equations and render all the
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:49 pm Post subject:
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Woodsprite I got distracted earlier
I too am glad that
your situation has calmed down, its unsettling having crazy people right
across the street!
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:53 pm Post subject:
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Mister Lady he HAS paid the
price!!!!
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I was thrown in into a wilderness searching for YOU my life, I passed up
the water and the bread and the blonde and the car looking for
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**Sigh** I'll never understand why men think comments
like that are romantic - but they do!!!! .... at least you know he's a guy!
Sorry Mr. Tree, like Mister Lady I haven't *got* any
of your posts until I saw this one!
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But... but.. *I* am blonde!!!!
Bottle blonde.
But then... that's Florida for ya!
EWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... somebody please give me back my beaUtiful tortoise
shell colored hair of my youth....
Sigh...
I think he just has a Jones for Chocolate, Just me...
Just Like ME!
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I'm gonna go back and chew some
more branches for a bit
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woodsprite
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I concur........Mr Tree has a crush
on Mr. Lady .
Thanks guys .........I'm happy to have to peace around
here, too
I seriously am hoping that these incidents will have
them so embarrassed, that they will move away.
I can't get out of the city right now.......but I have
a couple of places , if things really start getting bad.
If this thing with Daddy's hip doesn't get cleared
up.........we may be going back to the house in the woods.....sooner than planned.
I figured it would be a couple more years at least, the way Daddy's health
has been.
While I wasn't planning on having to move back so
soon, to help take care of Daddy, and the place........it just might happen
that way.
He won't be able to do it alone anymore.......and his
girlfriend doesn't live there with him.......and even if she did, her
health wouldn't permit her to take over caring for the property around the
house and stuff.
Maybe that's why.......almost 2 years into the Munster
House, I still have no signed paperwork on this house.
I'm buying it from a cousin, and have just been making
payments to him. It's pretty much a handshake deal right now.
There's also Grandfather Big Tree's community in Tenn.
.......I have been offered a place of refuge for me and my family. I would
love nothing more than to pack us all in a truck and take off to go live
the old ways, surrounded by Elders........but I think it will be near
impossible to get Daddy to leave the house in the woods........and I won't
go without him.
So I'm likely to end up out of the city sooner than I
have thought I would.
Things seem to be taking on a mind of their own here
lately.......should be interesting to see what Creator has in mind for me
next............but at least I have some options that are
available.......just not do-able right now
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NOooo... don't leave there yet,
woodsprite! Go get a pair of binoculars so you can keep a spy-eye on those
peeps across the street!
I am just *dying* to know what happened to wheelchair
boy! The fact that he has a girlfriend is interesting enough... and to be
chased by hachet boy is all the more intriguing.
You must keep us up to date on the neighborhood
crazies. It's better than a soap opera.
But then.... anything is better than a soap!
Sorry to hear about your Dad's hip. It's hard to have
parents with frailties.
Hope that house in the woods provides you with a nice
refuge down the road.
PS: Never trust a cousin. Aww...just
kidding.
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MisterLady
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HATCHET BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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woodsprite
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sabrina
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This is the greatest thread to
mankind!
I'd hire a bulldozer company to bulldoze the house
across the street, accidentally, of course.
I'd make sure I was never seen peeping through my
windows.
I'd buy a bigger bulldog than theirs and keep him
fenced in the front yard.
I'd call Jerry Springer and give him their new
address.
Woodsprite, seriously though, take care of yourself.
Mr. Tree, what is the name of your favorite drug?
Besides chocolate.
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No matter the pretty words.... nobody's gettin' their
paws (or branches as the case may be) on my CHOCOLATE! (Unless you'd pay
for it ... price gouging at its best... heh heh heh).
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Then you had better hide it when I am around.
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woodsprite
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:09 am Post subject:
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sabrina wrote:
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This is the greatest thread to mankind!
I'd hire a bulldozer company to bulldoze the house across the street,
accidentally, of course.
I'd make sure I was never seen peeping through my windows.
I'd buy a bigger bulldog than theirs and keep him fenced in the front
yard.
I'd call Jerry Springer and give him their new address.
Woodsprite, seriously though, take care of yourself.
Mr. Tree, what is the name of your favorite drug? Besides chocolate.
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I wonder if they still do the "Steve to the
Rescue" shows anymore?! I bet ol' Steve could get it straightened out
over there.
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woodsprite
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:15 am Post subject:
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I'll keep the info coming in as I
get it ...................and,
it's never too late.....I betcha you could still do it, and be a smashing
success.! 
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MisterLady
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:34 am Post subject:
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woodsprite wrote:
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I'll keep the info coming in as I get it ...................and, it's never
too late.....I betcha you could still do it, and be a smashing
success.!
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I have
a favorite quote .... that I have often repeated to my cousin:
"It's never too late to be who you might have
been".
I guess if Phyliss Diller started late in life, so can
I!
Meanwhile, as for *my* crazy neighbor story update
(the ones who had the fight with breaking glass on whom I called the
po-lice)... several days ago I could hear that same girlfriend going on and
ON and OOOONNN in some jealous fit over how her boyfriend keeps hanging
around another woman. Ugh. The "F" word was flying every other
word she spoke. Yuck. And he was giving it right back to her with the F F F
F F F F F FF FF F F F F! They creeped me out, so I hopped in my car and ran
off to do some errands - just so I didn't have to hear any more...
This morning ...I was awakened at around 4:00 a.m. out
of a dead sleep (and some 'important' dream that I lost memory of right
away) by some just awful sounds. MOANS and GROANS! I thought the girlfriend
was being hurt in some way... but NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!
She was just being VERY VOCAL in the throes of her
boyfriend's apparent amourous capabilities! SOOOOOOOOooooooo
EWWWWWWWWwwwwww!
This chick is on my last nerve. I felt slimed.
EWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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woodsprite
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Man ! Sounds like you have it allot
worse than me, Mr. Lady !
I don't blame you a bit for leaving!
I would have probably moved to the couch this
morning.........yuck !
I've never had to deal with that before, but I bet
it's just awful .
I just love Phyllis Diller I
was also a huge Lucille Ball fan........I can see you being like
them..........so when's your first stand up gig?
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MisterLady
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:32 pm Post subject:
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woodsprite wrote:
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I just love Phyllis Diller I was also a huge
Lucille Ball fan........I can see you being like them..........so
when's your first stand up gig?
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I'm going to start out with sitting-on-my-lard-butt
gigs Then if peeps toss
some coin on the stage, I'll stand up to bend over to collect the goods.
Maybe I'll be ready in a few... I'll send you an
invite, woodsprite!
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I have never laughed so hard out
loud reading a post before in my life!!!
You guys are too much.
Rokgodes
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